Ms. Jessica Dark

Update #3 August 30, 2020: Well the unthinkable has happened and I have injured myself and now sport a hardy cast on my favourite wrist. This means I can no longer work and stay sanitary to see clients for a few weeks. It happened on my motorcycle so there is not just me that is banged up. I am resting with a fractured wrist and bruises all on my body, but I expect a full recovery. Thanks for the sessions up until now, see you in the fall check back for more updates!!!

Update #2 June 4th: I only work TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS for the time being. This means that to see me you may contact me on those days only to book. Anyone calling or texting when I am closed, is not guaranteed a session. Rates are higher outside regular hours to deter anyone from seeing me on off days. If you constantly contact me on off days without caring about my schedule, I am not likely to make time for you. This is becoming an issue and the reason I have to make this post. Have some consideration!

May 12 2020 Update: TODAY is the day! After taking 2 months off to practice physical distancing, I am ready to start seeing clients again with limited availability. This means some moderation to my service as things slowly get back to normal in the world. Anyone who sent donations during my closure, will be granted a reward. Thank you so much for being loyal and understanding :)!

Some things to note:
Available on Tuesday and Thursdays 10am-10pm ONLY. Any time and date outside this will cost more.

No kissing of any kind permitted.

I do not own a mask, so if you feel you wish to bring one for me and/or you, fine with me.

I have never had or been in contact with someone with Covid-19.

I have gained some weight due to my gym and dance studio being closed. If this bothers you, perhaps you will have to wait. I assure you my size doesn’t affect the ability of my massage

Step into my massage studio to experience the heights of relaxation and pleasure, wrapped together in an unforgettable sensation to awaken the senses. Located in Kitchener, Ontario I have been in the adult massage business for over 10 years – ever evolving and gaining new skills. Graduated in late 2007 from a local Massage therapy college, I was introduced into the adult end of things later on. Combining my skills and education has resulted in a successful massage career.

Age: early 30’s
Hair colour: blue and purple since May2 2020
Body type: Curvy/thick/BBW/belly/big ass
Shoe size: 10
Bust: 38B/C
Height: 5ft6



I like moshing at concerts – where else can you get in contact with that many sweaty guys all at once?! I go to several festivals a year as well, I just love the whole concert experience!

I am really into heavy metal/rock genres.

Some of my favorite bands are Slipknot, In Flames, Pantera, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, Mudvayne, Eluveitie, Psychostick, Hatebreed, Stone Sour, Soilwork, Dry Kill Logic, Rickets, Chevelle, Evans Blue, Amon Amarth, Slayer, Testament, Behemoth, Hell Yeah, Devil Driver, Code Orange, Wardruna, Rammstein and tons more!

Fitness (ON pause until the pandemic is over with):

I have been taking pole dancing lessons and classes for almost 5 years now at a studio located in Waterloo. It’s definitely a passion of mine and I love to dance! I am by no means a pro yet, but it’s been fun learning and meeting other people with the same interest! There may be some bruising on odd pats of my body from this practice, so please be aware if anything looks unusual it’s because of pole dancing. My photos are being kept up to date, so please take a browse through the gallery if unsure.